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you used to be my only friend
you were my only hope
now you're drowning me

can't stop watching this
can't turn my head away
my eyes fixed on the images
flashing at me, through me
and it's only 3am

adjust your tee height
buy real estate
you need a juicer

and it never stops raining
it pours in my head and numbs the pain
only to fill a void that
was never really there

you're fat
buy more junk
these girls are wild

someone shut it off
someone kill this thing
save me from this spiral
path i have stumbled down
call the whole damn thing off
i'm being driven sane

and it never stops raining
it pours in my head and numbs the pain
only to fill a void that
was never really there