do you gamble?
would you like to make a wager?
a little side bet on the meaning of life
how 'bout it?
you know god would be kicked out of vegas
he would
they don't like people who cheat on their wagers
god did
story of job
i had a dream
i was pulling a heavy stone
up a mountain
and the rope broke
it crushed the little people
they screamed in horror
as this slab of heartbreak raced toward them
and i couldn't help myself
i laughed out loud
they looked so funny
after they had been crushed
it was almost like a cartoon
then i thought
well what the hell were they doing
standing behind a guy pulling a stone
then i realized
i had crushed my own dreams
i wasn't laughing anymore
(ha ha ha ha ha ha)
really, don't you know where they keep the devil?
he's in a secret compartment
at the base of keith richards skull
what, you didn't know keith was a robot?
sure, keith richards is a robot
one of a kind-the only working prototype
the whole project was scrapped to develop the widget
now the world has stout in a can
and a neat little place to keep the devil
don't believe me?
the next time you see keith ask him
you think keith will take me to court for that or just laugh?
would you like to know where god is?
he's the 4th smiley from the left
would you like to make a wager?
a little side bet on the meaning of life
how 'bout it?
you know god would be kicked out of vegas
he would
they don't like people who cheat on their wagers
god did
story of job
i had a dream
i was pulling a heavy stone
up a mountain
and the rope broke
it crushed the little people
they screamed in horror
as this slab of heartbreak raced toward them
and i couldn't help myself
i laughed out loud
they looked so funny
after they had been crushed
it was almost like a cartoon
then i thought
well what the hell were they doing
standing behind a guy pulling a stone
then i realized
i had crushed my own dreams
i wasn't laughing anymore
(ha ha ha ha ha ha)
really, don't you know where they keep the devil?
he's in a secret compartment
at the base of keith richards skull
what, you didn't know keith was a robot?
sure, keith richards is a robot
one of a kind-the only working prototype
the whole project was scrapped to develop the widget
now the world has stout in a can
and a neat little place to keep the devil
don't believe me?
the next time you see keith ask him
you think keith will take me to court for that or just laugh?
would you like to know where god is?
he's the 4th smiley from the left
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